"Attenshun!"
Kaptin Sligzat looked up and down his squad of Stormboyz.
The young Orks looked immaculate in their black uniforms, with their boots shined spotlessly and their spiked helmets well oiled.
"Very gud, very nice," Sligzat growled, as he continued his inspection.
"Right, ladz. Time fur some square bashin!" the kaptin barked. "Time for some marchin up and down the block. Get to it!"
At his command, the young Stormboyz began marching.
"Lef right! Lef right!" shouted Sligzat.
Sligzat remembered well when he had been a young recruit to the Stormboy Korps. He had been overawed by the fab uniforms that the Korps wore. Not only that,
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